Friday, May 22, 2009

The Western Murder Of Anime

Signs of the Western Culture, mainly America, invading Japanese culture has been coming for awhile now. Sure, Japanese people love baseball as much as the Yanks, but they arent ruining it. One of my mortal enemies, the movie studios, are cashing in on Japanese anime, one of the best forms of entertainment ever conceived. They made a movie based on Dragonball and it looks fucking shit. And from certain sources, I discovered it looks and IS SHIT! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? Dragonball was made by Japanese people, it should stay with them. Now, kids everywhere will sit there and quote and pretend and waste money on this crap thinking they're fucking hardcore cause they LOVE Goku, when its some cunt douchebag who is nothing like the original Goku. And now there's gonna be an Yankee Akira movie! How badly will they fuck this up?? Something needs to be done about this shit. It's culture invading culture and its going to get fucking worse before it gets fucking better.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

Went shoppin

Minor no rant blog today. Bought Americana by The Offspring for 10 bucks. So happy! Got it from Wow! Such an awesome joint, I jizz over it.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Robert Mugabe "Our Generation's Hitler?"

Yes, he is. What kind of man, can sit back, eat cavier, sip dom perignon and live in luxury while his people starve to death slowly and painfully. Or if failing that, they catch dieseases and die slowly. What a monster honestly. His kind makes me fucking sick to my stomache. People who can look at awful plights of people and just dont even worry. He is in his 80's and you'd think he'd give a fuck. But he doesnt. I'm surprised that no-one has bumped him off yet. Or for god sake hasnt died of old age or perhaps the shame of being a complete motherfucker.
Honestly, on my hate list there are many trivial people but Robert is up the top for his unspeakable crimes against humanity. The only person on par with him is Vanilla Ice.

Let me explain

Okay, let me elaborate on my Twilight hate. To be honest, i have nothing against the book or the resulting movie. It's more the constant load of media crap about the damn thing that is frustrating me more then anything. There's a motherfucking biography on the main actor from the movie... He's in his early twenties and has done fuck all in his life to warrant such a thing. The fucking movie studios are milking all the teeny boppers money and making plop bullshit for them to waste money on. This happens with evey goddamn sensation. High School Musical, all the Disney and Pixar movies, and it fucks me off man. I cant help it. Mainly the movie studios are pissing me off in this situation. So my hate campaign may change from Twilight to the fuckin studios. Next blog I will rant about the fucking Dragonball cross-over bullshit Western moderization of Japanese anime/culture that is very disturbing.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Tarantino Is God

Clearly, the man is a genius of super human standards. Pulp Fiction alone, makes him better then Jesus, then if you consider that he made Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, the Kill Bills, and Death Proof, he clearly is God in human form. Also in case i forget, he also was invovled with Natural Born Killers, Desparado, From Dusk Till Dawn (all great fucking movies) and so much more, he is GOD!!!!

My Friend Anto

Yeah, I have this mate called Anto who's obsessed about condoms. Hmm, go to his website
www.antos-condoms.webs.com and view his collection. Kinda sad and pathetic, but the good thing about Anto is he makes me feel better about myself because I'm not him. Where would I be without him....

Why The Fuck Isnt Fidel Castro Dead?

Cmon, the fucker is like 100 years old, he looks so sick like a wind gust will cluster fuck him, and how many times have the Yanks tried to kill him? Honestly, he seems indestructible. I think only one person will knock of Fillies block, Chuck fucking Norris. If he can make Ben Stiller a fat loser, he can do anything

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Our Video Game Classifications Are Bullshit

I am proud to be Australian most of the time, but when it comes to video game classifications I sure as fucking shit am not. We have no 18+ rating. A completely retarded moron called Michel Atkinson, decided not to put one in place to "protect" the children. Get fucked. Because of your stupid over protective do-gooder Christian bullshit, we are censored beyond belief and denied certain games which a hell of a lot of civilised Western countries are allowed to have. Movies, Television, Books, Magazines are granted Adults Only labels, allowing them to be bought by adult people. Michel deems people of under 18 immature and likely to be influenced by violence and bans certain games for everybody. Okay, so a 17 year old who enjoys video games is more immature and prone to violence, then a 19 year old who beats up his little brother because he saw it on TV. A 14 year old may become a psychopathic killer because he played Grand Theft Auto, while a 24 year old just randomly decided to kill his overtly smothering Christian family and he never played a single violent video game ever... Your ideals are fucked and flawed.

Damn Twilight

I am absoluetly positively sick of this Twilight crapola. Over marketed bullcrap. Sooner or later, the mass media and movie campaign is gonna kill everything. The whole Dragonball thing is awful too but Twilight is more frustrating. I saw a biography about the main guy from Twilight... He's like 23 and has done nothing in his life to warrant such a thing, not that I deserve one too but come on... I understand why people love this series. It's designed to be adored by fans. All the themes and all the vampire nonsense is a big winner for gulliable people. The only pro of this crap is lazy friggin people are actually reading, but I still know morons who only watch the movie too. Lazy bastards..