Why The Fuck Isnt Fidel Castro Dead?

Cmon, the fucker is like 100 years old, he looks so sick like a wind gust will cluster fuck him, and how many times have the Yanks tried to kill him? Honestly, he seems indestructible. I think only one person will knock of Fillies block, Chuck fucking Norris. If he can make Ben Stiller a fat loser, he can do anything